The salesman
One of my friends suggested that I put a sign next to my front door to repel
unwanted visitors. You know the sort, religious people trying to give you their
propaganda, siding/vacuum cleaner/insurance salespeople, research/poll people,
and all of those "unwanted visitors". His suggestion was to put up a sign that
said:
"The occupants of this dwelling are nudists. Please do not proceed if you are
ofended by the human body in it's natural state"
Well, I thought that this was a great idea! No more religious freakos
interrupting my Sunday morning sleep-ins, no more "pushy" sales people... Yeah.
This was the way to go.....
So I put up the sign, and for months had a wonderfully peacefull existance, free
from unwanted visitors. All of my friends knew about this little ploy, and would
shout: "Put your gear on!" when visiting, and it became a bit of an "in" joke.
I would watch in amusement as the car pulled up the drive, and the occupant,
usually dressed in a suit, would head for the front door. Suddenly they would
retreat to their car and drive away....
One day however, the door bell kept ringing. I peeked out of the window and saw
a very young lady persistantly pressing the button. I checked the drive and saw
an old model car, rusty and with a broken headlight lens.
OK, I thought, if you are prepared to keep ringing my bell, then you get what
you get.
I stripped off and opened the door.
There stood an extremely presentable young lady. In an instant I figured that
she had dressed "to sell", and that she was very nervous. She wore a very short
skirt, with legs that were a mile long.... Her hair was short, her face impish,
her whole impact was stunning.
I suddenly realised that I was completely naked at the door, and although I
wanted to frighten her away, I was also smitten by her prescence.
"Er, how can I help you?" I asked, very concious now of my lack of clothing.
Her eyes bulged as she took in my naked form, but she steeled herself and
started on her speil...
"I am doing a survey, and if you are prepared to answer a number of questions,
you can win a new car or a years supply of our product!" "It will only take 15
minutes of your time, and I'll give you a free calendar, even if you don't win
the major prize"
Her voice was wavering as she spoke the last sentence, her eyes and mind
focussing on my naked body instead of her prepared speech.
"OK" I said, and ushered her inside.
We settled on the lounge, her not even acknowledging that I was nude, and I
treating her as another "pain in the ass" salesperson.
She started on her sales pitch, but I could see that her eyes were concentrating
on my dick.
I stood up and walked around the loungeroom, watching her eyes following me.
I told her to stop.
I decided to take a chance and said to her: "By the way, you might have noticed
the sign near the front door....That sign states that this is a 'NUDE' zone. I
think that you should abide by the local rules." She looked at me for a few
seconds before replying, "I'll do what it takes to get a sale, and if that means
getting nude, I'm in!"
Without waiting, she stripped.
I sat there almost dumbfounded, as I watched this young girl divest herself of
her attire. She pulled her top off over her head slowly, revealing her perky
bra-less boobs, the nipples hardening as I watched. Then she stared me in the
eye as she slid her skirt and panties down in one swift movement. She stepped
out of them and sat again on the lounge, keeping her knees together to try and
keep some form of modesty.
As much as I tried, I couldn't "play" the soft home nudist part, as my dick
began to swell.
She sat there and began her sales pitch again, all the while watching my dick
grow.
I tried to put her off by fondling my balls as she spoke, and it nearly worked.
She stuttered a couple of times, but managed to keep to her "script".
With a raging hard on, I couldn't hold back. I began to stroke my cock, up and
down, whilst making out that I was seriously listening to her. To tell the
truth, to this day I still don't know what she was selling!
She finally cracked, and lost her place in her "sales script", and even dropped
her notes in a pile on the floor as she stumbled to keep her composure....
The tears began to form in her eyes, and I realised that she was was on the
verge of leaving, so I sat beside her on the couch and placed an arm around her
to comfort her. She melted into my chest, the sobbing subsiding, and without
hesitation, she began to stroke my dick.
Her touch was like velvet, and I'm sure that my dick stretched to an extra half
inch as she bowed her head and took me into her mouth.....
Our bodies writhed as we sucked and stroked, and probed and fondled. She sucked
my cock and I licked her arse, she fondled my balls and I squeezed her tits, she
held my head as I licked her pussy.
She arched her back and a deep growl left her throat as she abandoned herself to
her first orgasm. My tongue lashed at her now swollen clit, not letting her
subside, and she "went over the top" again.
I sat back and watched her gasping for breath. As her breathing slowed, I moved
in again. With my thumb in her pussy, and my middle finger in her arse, I
frigged her to "number three"...
By now my dick was so hard that you could crack wallnuts on it, and she motioned
for me to bring it to her face. She cupped my balls in her hand, and began a
sucking that would put a Hoover to shame.... With her other hand she stroked my
arsehole, before gently working a finger into that nether hole.
I began to see stars, as my body took on a determination of it's own... I was no
longer in control. My balls felt bloated, my engorged cock wanted to explode,
and my arsehole squeezed around the intruder... Muscles began to quiver, and I
didn't know if I wanted to piss, shit or cum, but I did know that I could not
hold off for long....
I pulled away, wanting to regain some control of the situation, but as I looked
down at her pussy, I saw that the outer lips were bloated and swollen, and there
was a trail of "pussy juice" running down to her asshole. Her tits were heaving
as she breathed hard, and she gasped deeper as I thrust into her, sinking my
dick "to the hilt" in her well lubricated cunt. We stayed motionless for a few
moments, her gently squeezing her pussy muscles, and me "flexing" the dick. Then
all hell broke loose! She began to buck her hips as I thrust in and out, pulling
the tip of my dick right out, and then penetrating her again and again, over and
over. We writhed and wriggled and pumped and humped, and groped and fondled, and
probed...
She finally pulled away, and spun around onto all fours. I didn't know if she
wanted it "doggy style" or what, so I leant down and began to lick her asshole.
She wriggled a lot more and reached back and grabbed my dick. She steered it to
her asshole, and as much as I tried, I could only get the head in. In the end I
rammed her cunt again and popped my thumb into her ass. She bucked like a wild
bronco and squealed and whined, before shuddering like an earthquake and letting
out a banshee like scream. Her arsehole and pussy contracted together and I
couldn't hold back. I pushed into her as far as I could and unleashed a load of
cum deep into her womb.
We collapsed on the floor, and it was about an hour later that the doorbell rang
again.
I pulled myself up and opened the door. My Mum wasn't impressed with what she
saw....
My salesgirl was spreadeagled "cunt up" on the floor, sperm drips all over, and
I was standing there with "half a " hardon...
The salesgirl left shortly after, and my mum hasn't spoken to me since, but hey,
it WAS WORTH IT!!!
P.S. The sign is still there, and the rule still applies.... NUDES ONLY!
